Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. After the serum. Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. There's nothing bad or wrong about it, Steve, Bruce says, ever the reasonable parent of them (when he's not giant and green, that is). I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. left kudos on this work. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. Ship? Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". Sort of. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. 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He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. That's too easy. I am. Then he looks contemplative. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. including: With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. "When have you ever driven? I dunno, man. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. Hi, have you met me? Tony says. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. #starktower Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? This one counts.". "Peter!" All of the adults take a shot. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Then Peter took a shot. You learn stuff about each other.. Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. That. Said Sam. The Avengers were shocked. I thought we'd made up.. (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Peter grumbled. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. It's blueberry, his favorite. I don't know, Clint. It's going to be a hell of a ride. Alright. The doctor folds his hands in his lap. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. The reason for this stupid game? He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. She hasn't bothered with a glass. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. Ow. Except Pepper. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Maybe he should've done this while clothed. He knew exactly what he was going to say. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. Was it Bucky Barnes? Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. Please consider turning it on! "That is no excuse mister!" Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. Nah, stay here. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. There are still strings. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. Abe ringed the bell. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. The thought is kind of baffling. Her locks dangle. Good. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. Tony brightens considerably at that. T'challa questions and we all shift around. Ask anyone. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. #wanda Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. "Peter! With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Guys? Tony says. And horny. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. Murmurs of agreement were heard throughout the group as they stood and meandered tipsily to their rooms to sober up. and other people I can't remember right now. My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. I know, Legolas, Tony huffs. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. Clint shifts his stance; it's not fidgeting, he tells himself firmly, especially when Tony's too drunk to notice. Anyone we know? Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. G'niiiiight, guys. "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. We dated." Tony winces. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. It's a weird, stiff laugh. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (No Ratings Yet) . #blackwidow "What! In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. "Fine. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". Pepper would know what to do. I Dare you to say the Truth. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. left kudos on this work! "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. #brucebanner Score one for Stark!. Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. Matt said. " He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. Sex isn't very important to me. And because I'm Iron Man.. Aye! Thor booms anyway. Dad yells and I shake my head. Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. It becomes a semi-regular thing. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Tony pouts. One thing was clear. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. Doesn't erase the question. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. You expect me to do all the work?. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" Clint chuckled. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. "I'll explain later" Peter said. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. If there are limits, the fun's gone. And then I ran. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Peter wished he could have said that. And nobody wants that shit. Blanket excuse.. I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? How will she react? Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. D'nt care. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. See? Tony says and gestures at the circle they make, most of them slouched comfortably on the large pillows. Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' "The fuck!?" as well as And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. "It was just an accident." Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. My turn! You know what really sucked though? Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. Clint can't help but laugh. We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. So, even though he wanted to make some moves on her, he refrained from going near her and focused on his stuff. Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. It tickles. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." Bucky wolf whistled. Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. 25 Feb/23. Right! M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. Dad questions and I flush. Alone. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . Tony Stark/ Iron Man. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. And they were all wrong. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. They don't say good night. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. His name is Percy Jackson. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! One moment. And no.. 374 guests Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. (Blame his spider-side). I have an ally! Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap. That was one time and I was drunk! Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. He's not good with relationships. It's a totally valid question!. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. Moving on! "Language!" Nice. I remember!. That's why Tony will stop. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? Hah. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. Tony, Natasha snaps. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. Tony?. I like sex. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. Clint figures he'll just steal Nat's drink; he didn't bother to buy anything for tonight, and he doesn't keep alcohol on his floor. Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words:

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