When Serena is afraid to tell the truth about what happened before she left the Upper East Side, her friends let her know that they'll be there for her no matter what. Nate Blair, come on, are you really gonna kick her out? It's clear that both characters have behaved badly and hurt each other. This monologue is extremely self-aware. Where does the dethroned royalty vacation these days? Son, talk to you later. GG: Honesty may be the best policy in some ZIP codes, but not in this one. Even if it was her fault. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, its that time of year again. Chuck I love this town. Nurse: Young lady, you can't be here. She has a Political Science and Media Studies degree from the University of Toronto and a Masters of Journalism from Ryerson University. Nate I can do it, I can open it. Do not sell or share my personal information. But our moneys on Brooklyn for the win. Give me the deets. Hey Upper East Siders. Chuck Let's catch up. Maybe it won't be so bad. The characters of Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf, Dan Humphrey, Chuck Bass, and Nate Archibald always came out on top regardless of who they were facing off against. It looks so realistic! The only one. [Dan leaves, Rufus comes home, they pass in the hallway], Rufus I, uhm ok. [Rufus sees Jenny and walks over to her]. Is that you? "She won't go speechless! Monologue is from CW's Gossip Girl episode 1x08 "Seventeen Candles" performed originally by Leighton Meester as Blair WaldorfActressInstagram: @SamiGotskindE. Gossip Girl: Best Quotes About Friendship, The 9 Greatest Redemptions On Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl: The 10 Best Characters Introduced After Season 1, Gossip Girl: 10 Most Heartwarming Scenes Of The Entire Show, Sheldon Tries To Deliver Mandys Baby In New Young Sheldon Season 6 Clip, The Mandalorian Season 3 Episode 1: 20+ Easter Eggs & Hidden Details, You May Not Be Ready For Cloverfield 2's Horror Story. We hear its best served cold. [Jenny notices Serena and Erik walking towards them]. Dan What? While others cling to the security of being part of a group. Chuck: What the hell is your problem? 9. Erik, hi. Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. We need your help. Concierge And you are Prince Charming? Gossip Girl - watch online: streaming, buy or rent Rachel has worked with several media outlets and written television reviews featured on Rotten Tomatoes. Bula Bister - runs a small town newspaper which is more like a gossip paper than a serious news source. 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With everything from trundle beds to truffles in place, all thats missing is sleepover star and Waldorf BFF, Serena van der Woodsen. Caprese salad with a little mozzarella di Bufala yeah, I'm gonna make you guys [Rufus puts an arms around Jenny and they walk off, Dan turns around and notices Serena]. Uhm, your mom told me you guys are staying here at The Palace. Gossip Girl: Spotted: B turning a year older but not necessarily wiser. What we're entitled to is a trust fund maybe a house in the Hamptons, a prescription drug problem. Wearing his trademark scarf. You do love truffels? I don't know who he is, but I do know this: At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself, he was there to show me a new way. That we're just gonna end up like our parents? Blair reads her best friend, Serena, a letter in this scene. It's just do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us? Everyone has a best friend. Blair: I'm just saying, I have moves. And along with the season comes the Constance Billard/St. I just thought you were hot. Rufus You guys are a little early. As a previous Senior Writer, she enjoys talking excessively about past and current TV. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Spotted: Lonely Boy can't believe the love of his life has returned. Dan She doesn't know me. I just Blair Because it's just yours to take if you want it? Gossip Girl. Ah, maybe I should have worn my loafers then and dress down a little bit. It might be fiction, but Serenais understandably hurt. "Brothers and sisters, resist the Devil and he will flee from you. It reminded me when she started the war against gossip girl and looked at camera like it was some power move meanwhile I was like what is even happening.i didn't understand a thing.. and her bully speech, like every monologue she has . ! [EXT THE PALACE HOTEL - Serena walks up to the front entrance, Nate is already waiting for her]. Has our bad girl really gone good? Just take me home, ok? Dartmouth is far enough away for her. She is sixteen years old, Jewish, and attends William McKinley High School in Lima, Ohio. Not everybody was so ready to embrace the adult themes. I'm sure you have no feelings for her anymore. Dan What? You know you love me. [INT OSTROFF CENTER - ERIK'S ROOM - Serena walks in]. But the first day of 6th grade changed us both. Jenny Thanks. Rufus: Hey Lil. [Jenny takes an invitation adressed to 'Serena van der Woodsen' out of her bag, Dan panics and vanishes]. Not in business or if your family is depending on you. Or is it all just part of the act? Permalink: How many times do I have to go Courtney Love on your ass before . I thought this was an emergency. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. [Serena walks up to them, eating a yoghurt] Serena Hey, here you guys are. Jenny It's called the 'Kiss On The Lips' party. Gossip Girl: This just in: S and B committing a crime of fashion. Doing who knows what with god knows who Serena I told you, boarding school was not like that. It's just a rough patch, that's all. Rufus Well, you are in my dreams, Lily and one of them particular occurs finding you in the back of a Nine Inch Nails bus with your shoes in your earrings and Trent Reznor oh, that happened! You know my mom: If it's not broke, break it. Other presents come when you least expect them. Dan Holy stone, wow! [Chuck, a friend of Nate's is sitting on the couch with Isabel and Katy]. You may have won over B for now but we still think you're hiding something. Serena I didn't come back for you. With friends like these who needs armies? Blair knows that accomplishments and accolades don't always prove intelligence and that there's a lot more to someone than their degrees. And you're kinda not invited. Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof. Sparks were flying for sure, but will it be a threeway or a D-Day? [EXT NEW YORK - PARK - Chuck and Nate are taking a walk, smoking a Joint]. Gossip Girl: And everyone knows the biggest present comes in the smallest box. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Spotted: At the steps of the Met, an S and B power struggle. Well, ninety percent of me is sorry. Serena You asked my out on a date and you didn't think I was nice? Now that he and S are over so are his 15 minutes. But it looks like the overthrow of Blair Waldorf, well. 12 Angry Villains. Chuck and Blair's relationship is a bit polarizing as Chuck has done some terrible things but even if fans don't agree with the relationship, Blair still seems wise and mature here. As always.read the entire script before performing your monologue. Some are driven to self-medication. And from what we hear, theres been some changes to the lineup. Chuck Best friend and the boyfriend. I'm not gonna see Serena again or even talk to her. Lucky for Lonely Boy theres more than one fable filling our inbox. Actor 2. It's a party. So until next time, you know you love me. But I would like to check out west. I'm sorry, I have to go. Season one is split into two parts: Part One and Part Two, each having six episodes. Don't believe me? "Bunny Is A Rider" - Caroline Polachek. 10. 13. vagabondeluxe 5 mo. I loved her to death. And you know who loves parties? Blair Well, we should get going then. [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - BAR - Chuck enters, shoves some women aside], [Chuck walks over to Serena who is having another Martini]. Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better? 100% (1) 100% found this document useful (1 vote) 17K views 2 pages. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. You gonna eat that? Thats right: Debutante season. Lily What are you and Dan Humphrey doing? Watching Blair accept Cyrus into her family shows a lot of growth. Nate There is no problem. The CW. Jenny Probably sitting at the bar by herself, sipping Martinis all alone. Blair may be the person Serena is closest to, but all the main characters love Serena like family. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Why'd she leave? I uhm, actually already had plans. Lily Guess what I found for you a dress for 'Kiss On The Lips'. And Who Is The Man Upstairs To Discriminate? Not the kind of all knowing beautiful, just beautiful like they say in the movies and in our dreams. Dan 'Top 10 Forgotten Bands Of The '90s'. GG: The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan? Dan: Ill tell you whats going on. When you are ready to print, please highlight, copy, and paste into a document. That's one of the reasons I fell for her in the first place. On the Upper East Side its easy to think the world is exactly as it appears. Blair and Serena's love easily outshined anything they felt for theirromantic interests throughout the show's six seasons. Amy Adams 'Junebug'. If you don't want to do anything that's cool. When Serena comes back to New York City, Blair isn't sure if Serena has changed andBlair feelslost and disconnected, unsure where they stand. Maria, Maria, wait.. (Maria listens and then moves back) don't leave.Maria..it's just coming wrongI don't know why. [INT - THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan is standing at the reception talking to the Concierge who is holding Serena's cell phone]. Blair: I wouldn't miss it. Lily Ehm, I think what I'll do is to get him a croissant down the street. This is the last item that goes to press without proof. With Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Penn Badgley, Chace Crawford. Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. Gossip Girl: Theres a weak link in every chain. From Gossip Girl's true identity and Dan's story in The New Yorker to Chuck Bass owning a bar at age 18, Gossip Girl loved to tease us with absurd plots. Super successful parents expect nothing less from their offspring. Serena You just love when a girl talks to you. Jenny So, you said you wanted to talk. Gossip Girl: In our modern age, when you call someone and cant find them you can be pretty sure theyll get the message. Howie But you guys have been dating since kindergarden. The characterswere closer with their friends than their own families, proving that family has little to do with blood. Actor 1. And I have the biggest news ever. I just what needed to be done. Character: Margaret Good People is a play focusing on Margaret, a single mother to a disabled adult daughter, Joyce, who was born before her husband left her. Were you sunning in Crete or sinning in Croatia? I have a feeling. Now that your wife left you? I told you I love parties. Why didn't you save me any? Erik Must be a lot of rumour why you're back. [Nate, his father, Howie, and another guest are standing together]. And just as suddenly she's back. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were? come on. Or my mom's paxils? Imagine Glengarry Glen Ross without Alec Baldwin's sales incentive monologue, "coffee's for closers," or Jack Nicholson's stern warning monologue, "you . And Blair has a two-for-one special. And the only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up. Serena: Yeah, actually there's somewhere I have to go. Serena van der Woodsen. Dad, this is Serena. The show goes out of its way to send the message that bloodmeans little in the grand scheme of things, and the best families are the ones who are chosen, rather than those whoare forced together out of obligation. Nate Archibald. Some families actually do make the yuletide gay, managing to leave their troubles far away. Other families have a merry little Christmas, even when their troubles arent so far away. Some presents might end up getting returned. When parents have sacrificed for their childrens futures, what kid would want to let them down? Serena Morning, mom. Don't you wanna go say hey? Until next time. Welcome back! Blair said she wasn't invited she is wasted she is so brave [Isabel and Katy both get new text messages]. I just, uhm my sister was right: You're nice. I'm in your class. I always knew there was something! And has anyone spotted our ex-Queen B? And not this week. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'? GG: Spotted in the courtyard: Serena, looking like shes seen a ghost. A tradition since the year 2000, each one more decadent than the last. And didnt even have one limoncello. You and Blair have been dating forever, all of a sudden there is a problem? Gossip Girl : Speak of the Devil and he doth appear. They had to overcome drama with quite a few villains between season 1 and season 6. [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Blair watches Serena, Dan and Jenny leaving]. I looked all over the dining hall for you. Ten percent of me is glad I was right." Serena is mortified and heartbroken that Dan Humphrey has written mean things about her in his novel Inside. Jenny Here, I made you one during free period but anyone asks where you got it, I know nothing. The best part of Gossip Girl was seeing our favorite characters triumph over adversity and hard times. I saw you from across the street, and I just gotta say, I love your Halloween costume! MONOLOGUES FOR GIRLS One Sunday Afternoon by James Hagan [This lovely, if somewhat sentimental play, written in 1930, is about young love in a small Midwestern town. These 25 most heart-wrenching, humbling, and humorous quotes from Gossip Girl 's original cast will . Blair But that was it you guys kissed. Blair Saturday. Genre: Comedic. Who said this family wasn't cool. Well, that means you've taught me the meaning of love, it's expanding, always. DETAILS: Comedy, love, unbalanced relationship, male (female), around 2 minutes. Save some trees, have a blog. Looks like our resident moral compass isnt such a straight arrow after all. Part One premiered on July 8th, while Part Two was released on . Did you have fun with Blair last night? Striving becomes obsession. RELATED: The 9 Greatest Redemptions On Gossip Girl. Eric: Yeah, Wow. XOXO. And you know who loves parties? They, along with the rest of the Upper East Siders, provided some deep insight about friendship, thatviewerscan still relate to, ten years later. Blair: Thanks, mom. She's lost 15 pounds, got an eye-lift. MONOLOGUE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? What people want is to spend a week or two in a cabin in the woods, with screens on the windows. GG: Another bomb lands in Blairs lap. XOXO.Gossip Girl. [EXT NEW YORK CITY - Rufus is putting up flyers for a concert of his band 'Lincon Hawk', Dan is with him]. Jenny Yeah, but mom's gone and dad's allergic to department stores. It'll be like she doesn't exist. Gossip Girl here. So what are you doing here? And this could be a classic. Jenny Maybe you'd care if dad's band was on 'Gossip Girl'. And anyone whos used to bending the rules will find themselves breaking them. That's the way things are supposed to be. "Fanny" is a monologue for a female actress from the scene "Gossip" (low cost PDF of scene) in the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (low cost PDF of full play) by D. M. Larson (ISBN-13: 978-1482739626) When you purchase a PDF, you may make as many photocopies as needed (but please do NOT repost the text online in any way). How was your weekend? Flowers, maybe some jewellery if she's really upset. Chuck Look, easy, Sokrates. but this monologue just sounds like it was thought about too hard and . Dan Eh, we're going to a concert tonight. An exclusive group of privileged teens from a posh prep school on Manhattan's Upper East Side whose lives revolve around the blog of the all-knowing albeit ultra-secretive Gossip Girl. GG: Spotted fleeing dessert: S and Lonely Boy. Rufus Maybe if musicians would get off their blogs and picked up their guitars then music business would be in better shape. His heart. Jordan Alexander, Thomas Doherty, Evan Mock and Emily Alyn Lind in HBO Max's Gossip Girl . Miss Julie. [INT OSTROFF CENTER - Serena walks in, passes the nurse's station and looks into a patient's room]. Upper East Side Queens aren't born at the top. Chuck: Hey, you're life is over, slut! GG: Weekend Update: A same-sex kiss hasnt caused this much controversy since Britney and Madonna. So smoke up and seal the deal with Blair 'cause you're also entitled to tab that ass. You know, I really had no idea you could move that fast. Nate That's it? Love her or hate her, Serena certainly has some epic 1 liner quotes in gossip girl. Didn't you see the dress I left on the bed? Gossip Girl: The rules for a model the day of a photo shoot are similar to those of a patient pre-surgery. Nate, can I borrow you? Its false advertising. Thats the secret Ill never tell. Status report people. Go, I'm gonna be fine. Eleanor: Serena van der Woodsen? I'm trying to change. This is the place to discuss the original CW show and the HBO reboot. Rufus Serena van der Woodsen. Dan Wait wait a second, is that why you needed me? GG: Spotted: N and B, hot and heavy in the halls of the Palace Hotel. Serena I talked to the nurse and I'm kidnapping you. No one knows Gossip Girl 's identity, but everyone in this . Dan: It . If only she knew who he was. Jenny Well, you know, she is actually nice. Rufus Well, your kids were about to meet, it's a small island. Howie I will get it if you just help me out a little bit. Nobody knows me. Happiness does not seem to be on the menue. Jenny Ok good, 'cause I already ordered and only got enough for one. Talk about doing the nasty, or should I say being nasty? 21 Funny As Hell Monologues for Women. And, oftentimes, if you're performing a monologue, it's for one of these few reasons: You're auditioning for something, you . Rachel Foertsch conducts onscreen celebrity interviews for Screen Rant and is currently the site's Talent Acquisition Coordinator. Nate Actually, we got into a pretty big fight. In fact, in Chuck's case, there was no love lost when helet his father fall from a building to his death. Since until 12 hours ago everyone thought you were at boarding school. Aya Tsintziras is a Senior Writer at Screen Rant who enjoys writing about TV and movies. [Serena notices Nate on the other side of the room, Blair opens her bedroom door and walks into the room, blocking Nate from Serena's view, Serena and Blair hug]. In the season 2 episode "Bonfire of the Vanity," Blair is upset about her mom Eleanor falling in love with Cyrus Rose. Blair saysthis intelligent and romantic quotein the season 3 episode "Last Tango, Then Paris," and her words are compelling for a few reasons. 11. And just as suddenly she's back. "The Loman Family Picnic" by Donald Margulies. Dont believe me? Eleanor: Blair, if you're gonna to wear one of my designs tell me about it so we can at least get it properly fitted. Dan Uh, you know you know, dad, there's this thing called 'myspace' where you post all this information online. Rufus Oh, I get it: You hear about Alison, use your daughter as an excuse to start something. Jenny Dad, this is not a platform for me to end capitalization. I go to your school. Eleanor: I'll set a place for you at the table next to Blair. Monologues Of The Week 11-21-07. Chuck Anything about her on 'Gossip Girl'? Then maybe I should swipe some of my dad's viagra? Gone with the Will. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Blair Waldorf alone at Butter. Amy, a romantic young girl, has a crush on the town bully and she's describing it to her friend Virginia.] And who am I? Serena: Yeah, I just I don't feel well. I was this shy sweet girl who talked to the people I knew. You don't give up just because things are hard. Dan Well, listen, I don't want to be late but you're looking great. I put it to you, Camp Firewood, as we spend the last dinner together: Be proud of who you are. XOXO Gossip Girl. I'm cooking. I just wanted to come by and say hi. GG: Some might call this a fustercluck, but on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon. We were always together . She lives in Toronto with her husband and has a special interest in teen dramas, reality TV, and horror movies. 2. Skeeter Skeetch - assistant to Bula at the paper. Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a days worth of buzz. Enjoy the show! Have fun, little rodents. Top 25 Girl Monologues. Nate I'm gonna put everything in the past. And in a world ruled by blood lines and bank accounts, it pays to have a pal. Don't be a slacker! Lily What do I want, baby? EMERGENCY. Eleanor Waldorf is gearing up to take her company public and I've been cording her for month to let me handle the deal. Even if they were angry at one another, or tried to walk away for their own good, the bonds that they formed made it impossible to give up on them completely. I need your help. [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck leads Jenny upstairs]. I'm gonna be late. I don't read 'Gossip Girl'. Blair's throwing it. Chuck: Come on, you're ten times hotter than any of those girls. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy learning that when the punishment fits the crime there is no reason you cant serve your sentence in style. It's cool, it's fine. Do you know how it felt, calling your house when you didn't show up at school and having your mom say: Serena didn't tell you that she moved to Connetticut? Jenny: Come on, Dan. Rufus: Like 'Maybe I should never have left Manhatten' fine or 'Taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I've ever had' fine? Whyd she return? Jenny You're going out with Serena and I'm going to 'Kiss On The Lips'. Im tired of being the bearer of bad grudges. GG: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today, in the face of this company, to watch this man and this woman totally F things up. Serena: So, were is he? Get a good nights sleep, c. Call your boyfriend, or d. Judge. [EXT ROOF TOP - Chuck is still trying to kiss Jenny, Dan runs over to them], [Dan walks over to Chuck who pushes him away]. Gossip Girl Monologue Quotes & Sayings. 'Cause I had a great day: A couple of pills, bunch of Rorschach tests they had this green jelly for lunch. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena van der Woodsen being given a real-life multiple choice question. Lily No need to rehash details of decades pass. I mean the fur and the teeth are really authentic. While it might take a lot more work and time before they can finally be together, Blair seems to know the meaning of love and that finding that one person is what matters. Hear me, you gamblers! And then there are those other people. Privileged teens living on the Upper East Side of New York can hide no secret from the ruthless blogger who is always watching. Spring's Awakening. Author: Matt Fox. Send me all the deets. And that is why I am standing here, in the Devil's own city, on the Devil's own street, prepared to do battle with the forces of evil. Gossip Girl: And for a scandal to really blow up, all it needs is an unexpected turn. The Magnificent Archibalds. Blair I knew it! Nate: Well is something actually wrong or is this just a ploy to get us both here? I mean LOVE begins with you and doesn't end on you! Which is why queens invented handmaidens. Mom and Dad. Things happen. Gossip Girl: Word is that S bailed on Bs party in under ninety seconds. Nate I know. A life of luxury isn't always what it cracks up to be, and the characters' home lives are a perfect example of that. She pays a few bucks for gossip to whoever is willing to give it. And everyone is talking. However, all of these monologues from movies share several of the same characteristics: they are all well-acted, extremely moving, and totally make the movie. [INT WENDELLS - DEPARTMENT STORE - Dan walks up to Jenny who's trying on a red dress]. [Dan punches Chuck in the face, Chuck's nose is bleeding], Sererna: Let's go. Dan Honestly, I don't really have a problem with your appearance. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, theres nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a surprise. Take one It Girl on a pedestal. "People do have power over us even after they're gone". [INT BUS - Chuck and Nate are sitting next to each other, Dan is standing in the alley]. XOXO Gossip Girl. Blairmakes the interesting point that Dr. Krueger isn't necessarily smart because he has several degrees. not only does @hayyyshayyy break news, she can create a "Gossip Girl" monologue about the NHL trade deadline . When any of the BFFs are in a fight, no amount of brunches, vacations, or spa days canmend a broken heart. [INT THE HUMPHREY'S ART GALLERY - Rufus is working, Lily walks in]. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy on the Upper East Side. More Secrets. Gossip Girl: Is that a smile we see on Bs lips? Serena Erik, I know I've been a terrible sister. Choephori Or The Libation Bearers. Nate: Yes, dad's always spoken very highly of Dartmouth. And for the next 16 hours the only thing Im dishing is seconds. I just wanted it to be a surprise. Jenny Oh my gosh, it's Serena. Blair is not only wise enough to share her feelings for Chuck, which is betterthan holding them inside, but she knows that just because they've had hard times, that doesn't mean that they're totally doomed. Serena Mmh, yummy! Gossip Girl. Serena Yeah, but none of them mentioned you. Eleanor And put some product in your hair. But I can't do that forever. Judes bazaar. Surrendered My Virtue To A Self-Absorbed Ass. Serena No, no, that that was then. Gossip Girl: Its often said that, no matter the truth, people see what they want to see. You never know what could go wrong in a flash. Could an Upper East Side peace accord be far off? Blair decides to be honest with Serena, letting her know that it's impossible for Blair not to feel a bit happy and vindicated, even though she doesn't want Serena to be in pain. Sure, theyre BFFs, but we always thought Blairs boyfriend Nate had a thing for Serena. Princess Has Recently Found Herself Desperately In Need Of A Little.
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